①.he won tommy: how is your little brother, johnny? johnny: he is ill in bed. he hurt himself. tommy: that's too bad. how did that happen? johnny: we played who could lean furthest 。
②.He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆：约翰..。
③.1. Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV.Mum:There is no electricity tonight.Mike:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on. 迈克：妈妈，我想看电视。妈妈：今晚停电了。迈克：那我们。
④.A father said to his sons: ＂Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?＂ The oldest son replied: ＂Father, Ill eat it all!＂ The father then 。
⑤.不要太长 大约两分钟就能讲完就行了 越好笑越好 谢了
我感觉还可以的： A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here ..。
美国电影学院评选100句经典英文电影台词（节选） 1，Frankly，my dear，I don’t give a damn. 坦白说，亲爱的，我一点也不在乎。（《乱世佳人》1939） 2，I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse. 我会给他点好处。
1、One day ,a little penguin ask his grandmother,＂grandma,grandma,am i a penguin?'＂yeah,you are certainly a penguin!'The little ask his father again,＂dad,dad,am i a 。
who's more polite? a fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. the skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. but the fat man knew he was more courteous because, wh..。
*篇一：爆笑的经典英语小笑话英语笑话（一）老师在黑板上写了一句：Timeismoney.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽。”小明上英文课时跟老师说：MayIgotothetoilet?老师说：Goahead.小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿。
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wonde..。
你好 Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with 。 说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗？” 英语笑话（一） Q: What's the difference 。
现在就缺英文版的了，希望大家能够给我多多提供一些英文笑话，要全英文的。
A father said to his sons: ＂Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?＂ The oldest son replied: ＂Father, Ill eat it all!＂ The father then 。
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why ..。
你好 Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with 。 说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗？” 英语笑话（一） Q: What's the difference 。
有一个老外来到中国。不小心踩了一个老太太的脚。老外连忙说；“Sorry１老太太一把抓住老外的头发。
需要一个经典的英语幽默笑话，适合演讲时用的
求求了要像故事一样的笑话，不能几句话的简短笑话，不要个go ahead 那个。
*篇一：爆笑的经典英语小笑话爆笑的经典英语小笑话英语笑话（一）老师在黑板上写了一句：Timeismoney.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽。”小明上英文课时跟老师说：MayIgotothetoilet?老师说：Goahead.小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿。
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, ＂School-Go Slow＂. 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：。
1、One day ,a little penguin ask his grandmother,＂grandma,grandma,am i a penguin?'＂yeah,you are certainly a penguin!'The little ask his father again,＂dad,dad,am i a 。
Life is not easy for any of us. We must work,and above all we must believe in ourselves .We must believe that each one of us is able to do something well, and that, when we discover what this something is, we must work hard at ..。
需要一个经典的英语幽默笑话，适合演讲时用的
he won tommy: how is your little brother, johnny? johnny: he is ill in bed. he hurt himself. tommy: that's too bad. how did that happen? johnny: we played who could lean furthest 。
