英语幽默小笑话

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一、幽默小笑话

1.Is it a boy or a girl A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. ..。

My aunt is richer, the adoption of the Russian girl small cousin, this year 18 years, the most hated Shangjie, various accosted by using English, let her not know what course to 。

你好 Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with 。 说道:“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗?” 英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference 。

My aunt is richer, the adoption of the Russian girl small cousin, this year 18 years, the most hated Shangjie, various accosted by using English, let her not know what course to 。

1、Warning Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be coming. When we a..。

英语幽默小笑话

二、英语课上的笑话

你好 Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with 。 说道:“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗?” 英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference 。

I Wasn't AsleepWhen a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!""I wasn't asl..。

A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?" The oldest son replied: "Father, Ill eat it all!" The father then 。

不要太长 大约两分钟就能讲完就行了 越好笑越好 谢了

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一校但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤。

英语幽默小笑话

三、高中英语幽默小故事

不要太长 大约两分钟就能讲完就行了 越好笑越好 谢了

A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?" The oldest son replied: "Father, Ill eat it all!" The father then 。

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一校但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤。

1.Is it a boy or a girl A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that 。

(一)顾客惊讶说:“你的大拇指泡在我的汤里啦。” 服务员说:“没事,我习惯了,不烫。” (二)从前有一个人叫阿爽。 他死掉了。出殡那天。 他的家人哭喊:‘爽。

英语幽默小笑话

四、儿童英语小笑话

The mean man's party The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your..。

I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss。

找了两个。

1. Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV.Mum:There is no electricity tonight.Mike:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on. 迈克:妈妈,我想看电视。妈妈:今晚停电了。迈克:那我们。

给兔兔的情书 我日思夜想的兔兔: 每次想到你,我都会充分调动五官的每一个部分,以显示出想你的诚意来。我的左眼皮会跳,会连续不断地打喷嚏,伴之以眼中的思念牌泪花。我的左耳朵会高低上下地旋转,想倾听你的声音。

英语幽默小笑话

五、英语两人幽默小对话

只找到这么多了肉 I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat。 推荐各种图片笑话给你→www.kuaila.com Two brothers were looking at some beautiful。

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1. Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV.Mum:There is no electricity tonight.Mike:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on. 迈克:妈妈,我想看电视。妈妈:今晚停电了。迈克:那我们。

1、Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. 男孩:这个座位是空的么? 女孩:是的,如果你坐下。

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