英语搞笑对话

零基础学英语
2021-06-02

一、英语简单对话一问一答

①.搞笑对话搞笑英语情景对话一： ose: Honey, mother needs a perch. 亲爱的，妈妈需要一个歇脚的地方。 Jack: Mother? We're the same age. Mom, you look so great. 妈?我们年纪差不大埃妈。

②.经典对话一：男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？）女：Actually I’d rather have the money.（不必。

③.你选选吧经典对话一：男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？）女：Actually I’d rather have the money.（不必。

④.简单点。十句三四年级的水平！太难的我不要。我还没说明白吗？简单点！。

⑤.请问有没有非常短的搞笑点的英语小对话？大约两人至三人的对话~短一点啊。

二、英语基本对话1000句

①.No.1: -How much does a polar bear weigh? -How much? -Enough to break the ice！。呵，这种搞笑的英语对话嘛，有不少的，不知是否合你要求呢你可以参考一下，经典。

②.One day, a village idiot won the first prize in the lottery（彩票）. “How did you guess 。 id=138159 经典对话一：男：Can I buy you a drink？（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？）。

③.英语幽默对话buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？）女:Actually I'd rather have the money.（不必。

④.小学六年级的英语就好了初中看不懂！！！！十万火急！！！！！！！！！！。

⑤.请问有没有非常短的搞笑点的英语小对话？大约两人至三人的对话~短一点啊。

三、小学英语对话两人简单

One day, a village idiot won the first prize in the lottery（彩票）. “How did you guess 。 id=138159 经典对话一：男：Can I buy you a drink？（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？）。

初一能听明白的。两个人，不少于四句话。最好可以联合搞笑动作一起的。。

只找到这么多了肉 I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and 。

简短的。（但要求不少于4句话）两个人，上课用。初一能听明白的，笑点不。

One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin. Girl: Father, I have sinned. Preacher: What did you do, little girl¡ Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch. Preacher: Why¡ What did he do to you¡..。

四、有趣简短的英语对话

①.英语笑话（一）老师在黑板上写了一句：Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽。” 小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet? 老师说：Go ahead. 小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿。

②.Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking. 老师正在讲课，彼得打起瞌睡来了。 Teacher: Peter！Tell us, what's the biggest in the world? 老师：彼得！你说说。

③.简短易懂单词是2到3级的

④.初一能听明白的。两个人，不少于四句话。最好可以联合搞笑动作一起的。。

⑤.英语笑话（一） Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一校但除此之外呢。