谐音笑话一个口音很重的县长到村里作报告：兔子们，虾米们，猪尾巴！不要酱瓜，咸菜太贵啦！ 翻译：同志们，乡民们，注意吧！不要讲话，现在开会啦！ 县长讲完以。
要有题目，也要中文
1,Two birls Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the..。
英语笑话（一） Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会。
HOHO 我要简单的~好笑的（冷笑话也行）初中水平就行了拜托了
A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher 。
1.Yesterday was my birthday, so some of my classmates sent me presents. Mother prepared a tea party for me. I invited all of them to come and take part in it.The tea party 。
A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher 。
要有题目，也要中文
短一些，简单，我想做一个关于乐观积极面对人生的演讲，想有一个笑话引出。
①.要一篇短片英语笑话，单词要六年级学过的。要在一分钟内就能读完的，要附。
②.He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. I Have His Ear in..。
③.As the years turn 生日来临之际 For her 82nd birthday，I surprised my grandmother with a birthday greeting signed by the President. (Upon request。
④.1、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. 老师：谁能回到我下一个问题。
⑤.Life after death 死后重生 "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied."Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yes..。
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor, Hearing this, the ..。
A father said to his sons: ＂Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?＂ The oldest son replied: ＂Father, Ill eat it all!＂ The father then 。
How much English can you speak? "Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only s..。
急需！！！！！
短一些，简单，我想做一个关于乐观积极面对人生的演讲，想有一个笑话引出。
①.急需！！！！！
②.First Flight Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about acc..。
③.英语笑话（一） Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,..。
④.1、Text(正文):The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but hisgrandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first da..。
⑤.谐音笑话一个口音很重的县长到村里作报告：兔子们，虾米们，猪尾巴！不要酱瓜，咸菜太贵啦！ 翻译：同志们，乡民们，注意吧！不要讲话，现在开会啦！ 县长讲完以。
