①.带英语的，短的，带中文。
②.A father said to his sons: ＂Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?＂ The oldest son replied: ＂Father, Ill eat it all!＂ The father then 。
③.The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. ＂George, how did you like your new teacher?＂ asked his mother. ＂I didn't like her, Mother, because。
④.带英语的，短的，带中文。
⑤.Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more...。
选一选吧 1Fine for Parking Tell me again," asked the judge, "why you parked there?" The driver rose and answered respectfully(尊敬地), "Because, Your Honor, it said 'Fine for Parking'" (note: "fine" has two meanings 1) good 2) ..。
手里没有现成的，从网上筛选了两个。
我要小学5到6年级水平的简短英语小笑话，不要太长，也不要太短，单词要简。
1、Boy： Is this seat empty？ Girl： Yes and this one will be if you。 扩展资料：笑话具有篇幅短小，故事情节简单而巧妙，往往出人意料，给人突然之间笑。
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow". 老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行". .A bit of advice ..。
①.Mother: Why are you jumping up and down? Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle. 妈妈：你为什么不停地跳上跳下的？ 汤姆：我刚吃完药，可。
②.我只有小段的，而且只是两个人的，可以吗？ ① A Eddie,do you like sports?（埃迪，你喜欢体育运动吗？） B Yes.I like walking.（是的。我喜欢散步。） A Oh,really? （噢。
③.1. Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV.Mum:There is no electricity tonight.Mike:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on. 迈克：妈妈，我想看电视。妈妈：今晚停电了。迈克：那我们。
④.1、Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. 男孩：这个座位是空的么？ 女孩：是的，如果你坐下。
⑤.1、Boy： Is this seat empty？ Girl： Yes and this one will be if you。 扩展资料：笑话具有篇幅短小，故事情节简单而巧妙，往往出人意料，给人突然之间笑。
①.A:what is your name？ 你叫啥名？B:Hu胡（谐音：谁） A:you~你 B:Hu~胡 A:Who？谁？B:yes, I am~是，我就是 A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字 B:Hu胡。
②.急需！！！！！
③.The Fish Net "Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?" "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl. 鱼网 "你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗。
④.1)TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：我每次路过拐角。
⑤.我有一个好朋友，他叫XXX。 有一天，我问他“pig的拼写是不是P-U-G？” 他回答，“不是，pig是P-I-G。” 然后我再问他“你确定？pig是U？” “不是，”他说，“pig是I。” I have a good friend, his name is ***. one day 。
英语笑话 小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet? 老师说：Go ahead. 小明就坐了下来。 过了一会儿。
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急需！！！！！
我要小学5到6年级水平的简短英语小笑话，不要太长，也不要太短，单词要简。
A father said to his sons: ＂Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?＂ The oldest son replied: ＂Father, Ill eat it all!＂ The father then 。
