①.不要太长 大约两分钟就能讲完就行了 越好笑越好 谢了
②.A father said to his sons: ＂Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?＂ The oldest son replied: ＂Father, Ill eat it all!＂ The father then 。
③.Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一校但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤。
④.1.How do I get the gum out我怎么把口香糖取出来 Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keeptheir ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed upto her and said, "..。
⑤.1,what do you call a fish with no eye？ （你怎样称呼一只没有眼睛的鱼呢？） 答案：。 （你怎样称呼一只紧张，慌的牛呢？） 答案：Milkshake （奶昔） ，但是在英文翻译。
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, ＂School-Go Slow＂. 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：。
1、Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. 男孩：这个座位是空的么？ 女孩：是的，如果你坐下。
急需！！！！！
1、Goldfish金鱼 Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them? Stan: In the bathroom 。 Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath? Stan: Blindfold（蒙眼睛）them! 斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。 弗雷德：..。
最好一两分钟能念完的 小学阶段的 几十个词 顺便带下翻译哦 亲、 END. 学五。
Teather:What is the plural of man,Tom? 老师：汤姆。
尽量简短一点的，初三水平的，不然我不会念啊，英语课上要念出来的，尽量。
1. a boy swore to a girl: 'honey, do please marry me, otherwise i'll die' the girl refused. sixty years later, the boy died.一男生向一女生发誓：亲爱的，请你一定要嫁给我，不然。
（1） A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked. 一位女士打开冰箱门，发现一只兔子坐在其中的一层隔板上。
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, ＂School-Go Slow＂. 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：。
尽量简短一点的，初三水平的，不然我不会念啊，英语课上要念出来的，尽量。
I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!" "I wasn't a..。
A father said to his sons: ＂Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?＂ The oldest son replied: ＂Father, Ill eat it all!＂ The father then 。
急需！！！！！
Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two！两块蛋糕 汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗？妈妈：。
1、Warning Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be coming. When we a..。
不要太长 大约两分钟就能讲完就行了 越好笑越好 谢了
我要去比赛的，谢了
The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How..。
