我是一个初一的学生，要参加一个演讲比赛，要适合我比较短，大约3分钟就。
He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt 。 “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。 英语小笑话 上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣。
能将1.5分钟以上最好
英语幽默故事带翻译，顺便带图英语幽默故事附带漫画
短小幽默的英语小故事 1.Lady First 女士优先 A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence ' The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all right!" And only one little boy said: "No, it i..。
I'm Trying to Stop It ＂Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?＂ ＂No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the 。
短小幽默的英语小故事 1.Lady First 女士优先 A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence ' The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all right!" And only one little boy said: "No, it i..。
英语幽默故事带翻译，顺便带图英语幽默故事附带漫画
Who is Stupid? A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you''re stupid, stand up!" Little Johnny then stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you''re st..。
我可是要考试的，大家一定要帮我呀！我是刚注册的，经验值不多，可大家一。
我可是要考试的，大家一定要帮我呀！我是刚注册的，经验值不多，可大家一。
A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents mor..。
He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt 。 “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。 英语小笑话 上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣。
最好是原创，抄的也可以， 长一点！
Plagiarism A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St. Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized term paper. He summoned the student to his office. "This isn't your work." he said. "Som..。
1. Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!" The store on the ..。
The Old Cat An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she 。
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I'm Trying to Stop It ＂Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?＂ ＂No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the 。
My First and My Last When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks. 。
i'm trying to stop it "boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? is it infected?" "no, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so i am trying to stop it." “孩子。
郑喜定的媳妇不见丈夫，便到公公家去找。见公公洗脸，便问道：爹，喜定呢？公 公不悦，继续洗脸。媳妇生气，又问：爹，郑喜定呢？公公大怒：洗脸！
最好是原创，抄的也可以， 长一点！
Q: Why won’t the elephant use the computer? 为什么大象不玩电脑？ A: He’s afraid of the mouse! 他害怕老鼠！ 鼠标和老鼠的英文皆为mouse。 mouse [maʊs] n. 鼠标；老鼠；胆小羞怯的人 2.A much worried patiant walked into the docto..。
